Why I want to meet Woofy
she seems really nice and she looks cool to hang with
Woofy
meeting 9 people,doing 17 things,
going 10 places
What Woofy has done in 2008
Recent stories by and about Woofy
How I met Woofy
He was shoving a small child into a garbage can on the side of a street! And when I asked him what he was doing he said “Nothing.. nothing at all!” So I was like “Right.”
Why things are awkward between me and Woofy
Every morning for months, I would wake up and my eyes were stuck shut. So one night I setup a hidden camera. Turns out Woofy was putting glue and saliva under my eyelids every night for a year.
A story about Poofy16
I men Poofy when she was picking her nose and burning down an old folks’ home.
